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    • Pick-Up Lines


    Pick-Up Lines
    Top Sellers!

    Featuring eight of the best (read: corniest) pick-up lines we've heard in a long time! Letterpress printed in red ink on our eco-friendly recycled paper. Paired with red recycled envelopes. Blank inside. Folded card measures 3-1/2" x 4-7/8".

    Individual card with envelope.
    Packaged in a clear sleeve.


  • Hot
    Price: $ 5.25
    Type: Cards
    Item: PUhot


  • Map
    Price: $ 5.25
    Type: Cards
    Item: PUmap


  • Walk
    Price: $ 5.25
    Type: Cards
    Item: PUwalk


  • Library Card
    Price: $ 5.25
    Type: Cards
    Item: PUlibr


  • CPR
    Price: $ 5.25
    Type: Cards
    Item: PUcpr


  • Alphabet
    Price: $ 5.25
    Type: Cards
    Item: PUalph


  • Legs
    Price: $ 5.25
    Type: Cards
    Item: PUlegs


  • Screw/Met
    Price: $ 5.25
    Type: Cards
    Item: PUmet