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  • Happy Mother's Day
    Price: $ 5.95
    Type: Cards
    Item: RLmd


  • Happy Father's Day
    Price: $ 5.95
    Type: Cards
    Item: RLfd


  • Happy Birthday
    Price: $ 5.95
    Type: Cards
    Item: RLhb


  • Happy Anniversary
    Price: $ 5.95
    Type: Cards
    Item: RLha


  • Sorry
    Price: $ 5.95
    Type: Cards
    Item: RLsy


  • Get Well Soon
    Price: $ 5.95
    Type: Cards
    Item: RLgw


  • Thank You
    Price: $ 5.95
    Type: Cards
    Item: RLty


  • Good Luck
    Price: $ 5.95
    Type: Cards
    Item: RLgl


  • I Love You
    Price: $ 5.95
    Type: Cards
    Item: RLlu


  • Congratulations
    Price: $ 5.95
    Type: Cards
    Item: RLcg


  • Appropriate Time
    Price: $ 5.25
    Type: Cards
    Item: RStime


  • So Into You
    Price: $ 5.25
    Type: Cards
    Item: RSinto


  • Do the Same
    Price: $ 5.25
    Type: Cards
    Item: RSsame


  • Back to Single
    Price: $ 5.25
    Type: Cards
    Item: RSback


  • Scare You Off
    Price: $ 5.25
    Type: Cards
    Item: RSscare


  • It's Complicated
    Price: $ 5.25
    Type: Cards
    Item: RScomp


  • Birthday/Surprised I Remembered
    Price: $ 5.25
    Type: Cards
    Item: Cbs


  • Birthday/Old Fart
    Price: $ 5.25
    Type: Cards
    Item: Cbf


  • Birthday/Year Down Shitter
    Price: $ 5.25
    Type: Cards
    Item: Cby


  • Good Luck/Don't Fuck It Up
    Price: $ 5.25
    Type: Cards
    Item: Cgl


  • Congrats/Didn't Fuck It Up
    Price: $ 5.25
    Type: Cards
    Item: Ccg


  • Happy Anniversary/Didn't Forget
    Price: $ 5.25
    Type: Cards
    Item: Cha


  • Feel Better/Pussy
    Price: $ 5.25
    Type: Cards
    Item: Cfb


  • I'm Sorry/I Fucked Up
    Price: $ 5.25
    Type: Cards
    Item: Cis


  • Hang In There/Whiner
    Price: $ 5.25
    Type: Cards
    Item: Cht


  • Sorry/That Sucks
    Price: $ 5.25
    Type: Cards
    Item: Css


  • CPR
    Price: $ 5.25
    Type: Cards
    Item: PUcpr


  • Alphabet
    Price: $ 5.25
    Type: Cards
    Item: PUalph


  • Hot
    Price: $ 5.25
    Type: Cards
    Item: PUhot


  • Legs
    Price: $ 5.25
    Type: Cards
    Item: PUlegs


  • Map
    Price: $ 5.25
    Type: Cards
    Item: PUmap


  • Walk
    Price: $ 5.25
    Type: Cards
    Item: PUwalk


  • Library Card
    Price: $ 5.25
    Type: Cards
    Item: PUlibr


  • Screw/Met
    Price: $ 5.25
    Type: Cards
    Item: PUmet


  • Sorry
    Price: $ 3.25
    Type: Cards
    Item: Rs


  • Happy Fucking Birthday
    Price: $ 5.25
    Type: Cards
    Item: Xfb


  • Here's Your Fucking Card
    Price: $ 5.25
    Type: Cards
    Item: Xfc


  • Here's Your Fucking Birthday Card
    Price: $ 5.25
    Type: Cards
    Item: Xbc


  • Fuck You
    Price: $ 5.25
    Type: Cards
    Item: Xfu


  • Fuck You Very Much
    Price: $ 5.25
    Type: Cards
    Item: Xvm


  • I Fucking Love You
    Price: $ 5.25
    Type: Cards
    Item: Xlu


  • What the Fuck?
    Price: $ 5.25
    Type: Cards
    Item: Xwf


  • Go Fuck Yourself
    Price: $ 5.25
    Type: Cards
    Item: Xgf


  • Bite Me
    Price: $ 5.25
    Type: Cards
    Item: Xbm


  • Piss Off!
    Price: $ 5.25
    Type: Cards
    Item: Xpo


  • You Suck
    Price: $ 5.25
    Type: Cards
    Item: Xus


  • I Suck
    Price: $ 5.25
    Type: Cards
    Item: Xis


  • Fuck!
    Price: $ 5.25
    Type: Cards
    Item: Xfk


  • Holy Shit!
    Price: $ 5.25
    Type: Cards
    Item: Xhs


  • Bitch
    Price: $ 5.25
    Type: Cards
    Item: Xbt


  • Slut
    Price: $ 5.25
    Type: Cards
    Item: Xsl


  • Asshole
    Price: $ 5.25
    Type: Cards
    Item: Xah


  • Dipshit
    Price: $ 5.25
    Type: Cards
    Item: Xds


  • Ass Clown
    Price: $ 5.25
    Type: Cards
    Item: Xac


  • Douche Bag
    Price: $ 5.25
    Type: Cards
    Item: Xdb


  • Moron
    Price: $ 5.25
    Type: Cards
    Item: Xmn


  • Thanks a Fucking Bunch
    Price: $ 5.25
    Type: Cards
    Item: Xth


  • Holiday Form Letter
    Price: $ 5.95
    Type: Cards
    Item: Hletter


  • Happy Holidays Anyway
    Price: $ 5.25
    Type: Cards
    Item: Hsym


  • Happy Holidays to You and Yours
    Price: $ 5.25
    Type: Cards
    Item: Hgreet


  • Let the Gluttony Begin!
    Price: $ 5.25
    Type: Cards
    Item: HDgl


  • Let the Fun Begin!
    Price: $ 5.25
    Type: Cards
    Item: HDfn


  • Let the Inappropriateness Begin!
    Price: $ 5.25
    Type: Cards
    Item: HDin


  • Let the Re-Gifting Begin!
    Price: $ 5.25
    Type: Cards
    Item: HDrg


  • I Felt Obligated
    Price: $ 5.95
    Type: Cards
    Item: HOo


  • Pure and Simple Guilt
    Price: $ 5.95
    Type: Cards
    Item: HOg


  • Santa's Watching
    Price: $ 5.95
    Type: Cards
    Item: HOs


  • Like an Asshole
    Price: $ 5.95
    Type: Cards
    Item: HOa


  • You'd Just Bitch
    Price: $ 5.95
    Type: Cards
    Item: HOb


  • Here's Your Fucking Card
    Price: $ 5.25
    Type: Cards
    Item: XHfc


  • Bah Fuckin' Humbug
    Price: $ 5.25
    Type: Cards
    Item: XHhb


  • Happy Holidays, Bitch
    Price: $ 5.25
    Type: Cards
    Item: XHbt


  • Happy Holidays, Asshole
    Price: $ 5.25
    Type: Cards
    Item: XHah


  • Merry Fucking Christmas
    Price: $ 5.25
    Type: Cards
    Item: XHmc


  • Happy Fucking Holidays
    Price: $ 5.25
    Type: Cards
    Item: XHhh


  • Here's Your Fucking Holiday Card
    Price: $ 5.25
    Type: Cards
    Item: XHhc


  • Happy Fucking New Year
    Price: $ 5.25
    Type: Cards
    Item: XHny


  • Here's Your Fucking Card
    Price: $ 5.25
    Type: Cards
    Item: XVfc


  • I Fucking Love You
    Price: $ 5.25
    Type: Cards
    Item: XVlu


  • Fuck Valentine's Day
    Price: $ 5.25
    Type: Cards
    Item: XVvd


  • Fucking Be Mine
    Price: $ 5.25
    Type: Cards
    Item: XVbe


  • Valentine Blow Job
    Price: $ 5.25
    Type: Cards
    Item: Vbj


  • Valentine Sex
    Price: $ 5.25
    Type: Cards
    Item: Vsx


  • Valentine Diamonds/Chocolate
    Price: $ 5.25
    Type: Cards
    Item: Vdc